I am I, and I wish I weren’t.
the white guy is killin me
*looks nervously at obama* “h….ho………”
stephen king throwing shade like a fucking master
Becoming an adult is learning pasta portion control
this is too inappropriate to not reblog
idec if my mom ever finds my blog. i must reblog this and never be ashamed.
this. is. so. hot. my. god.
if a girl wants to watch a sport because she thinks a player is hot then let her, it’s not like guys watch the VS fashion show because they want to buy new bras.
If you ever think how white people act in horror movies is just a stereotype remember that my grandma used to work in an insane asylum and for fun during her downtime on the night shift she would wander around the abandoned tunnels under the asylum where 8 people had died
what the fuck your grandma is metal as fuck
YOU. MOTHER. FUCKER.
the entire history of our universe came together in such a way that allowed this pun to happen
Man I feel really bad for the Tumblr Staff because I bet they aimed for Tumblr to be a cool, suavé, photographic place for artists but in reality it’s made up of hormonal teenagers who obsess over gay fictional characters, and can’t even handle the reblog button turning green to teal
IT IS MINT GREEN
I’VE REBLOGGED THIS TWICE BEFORE REALISING THAT THE STAFF SAID THAT!
The webcam is set to shoot only one frame in every minute, so the chances of catching this were nearly impossible, but there it is!
"wake up we gotta go"